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15

Apr

Improving the new Star Trek XII poster:

micathemineral:

Okay so first let’s look at some previous star trek posters:

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What are the main features of these?

  1. giant floating heads of the main characters
  2. rainbows
  3. space
  4. sparkles/lens flare

Clearly this is a winning formula, given how many decades they’ve been doing it like this. So what about that new poster?

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This has NONE of those things! Also, as someone else wisely pointed out, it looks pretty much like every other action movie poster lately.

But can we improve it?

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YES WE CAN.

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26

Feb


makes me reminisce n reflect, support the FANG

kushlord:

BLUNTFANG-ZEST (NOT FOR PLAY) (by ArmadaHarvey)

03

Feb

anaeolist:

can I just have an entire show where people try to get bones to do things

18

Jun

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ELLIOTT NESS SHOW - Laundromat (PROD. ELLIOTT NESS SHOW)

17

May

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The latest track from ELLIOTT NESS

'MAKE-UP COUNTER GODDESS' (Primrose Edition)

We’ve all walked past a woman working at a make-up counter and marvelled at their beauty. You can relate to this piece so listen to it, enjoy it, and share it.

24

Apr

THE ELLIOTT NESS SHOW live on video!

This piece is entitled ‘The Animal Abuse Satanism Rave’

GO ON! SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

22

Apr

ELLIOTT NESS SHOW LIVE - THE ANIMAL ABUSE SATANISM RAVE

28

Jan

ELLIOTT NESS SHOW - "The Intro" (Prod. Colin F)

OFF THE UPCOMING COLLABORATIVE TAPE. TAKE IT IN … AND ENJOY IT.

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ELLIOTT NESS. This is a live stand-up bit about the pains of childhood and the burden of sheer ugliness. ELLIOTT NESS, ELLIOTT NESS.

it’s about the … fucked-up state of dentistry, the way they turn the screws on all of us and hold us upside down and take every last penny from our pockets

11

Jan

ballinwithcolin:

bryanawesomgreene:

Follow my bud Elliott Ness on tumblr, twitter, and youtube…the voice of a generation. 

word shout out to @elliottnessshow i got some werk done on a couple episodes of his upcoming tape keep your eyes peeled for this asshole lurking on the internet



I appreciate the selfless effort and the kind words

ballinwithcolin:

bryanawesomgreene:

Follow my bud Elliott Ness on tumblr, twitter, and youtube…the voice of a generation. 

word shout out to @elliottnessshow i got some werk done on a couple episodes of his upcoming tape keep your eyes peeled for this asshole lurking on the internet



I appreciate the selfless effort and the kind words

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17

Dec

I was just recording an ELLIOTT NESS

in my car in front of my house with the lights off and some neighbor came by with a flashlight. I’m pretty sure the dude thought I was masturbating

BEHIND-THE-SCENES ELLIOTT NESS TALES.

16

Dec

Rest in peace, Slim Dunkin

05

Nov

THE ELLIOTT NESS SHOW IS NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE

18

Oct

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It’s been far too long for an ELLIOTT NESS, I apologize to my fans. I’m trying something new, I hope you enjoy it.

ELLIOTT NESS - ‘Tenderroni’ Is An Ugly Word